This is funny, seriously funny.

/* rotate the entire page 180 degrees. 
the rule that started it all. 
disabled by default because it's not very, um, subtle */
/*body {
    -webkit-transform: rotate(180deg) !important;
    -o-transform: rotate(180deg) !important;
    -moz-transform: rotate(180deg) !important;
}*/

/* rotate *some* images 180 degrees */
img[src*="7"] {
    -webkit-transform: rotate(180deg) !important;
    -o-transform: rotate(180deg) !important;
    -moz-transform: rotate(180deg) !important;
}

/* hide every first paragraph and list item */
p:first-child, li:first-child {
    display: none !important;
}

/* Slightly smaller first letters */
*:first-letter {
    font-size: 90% !important;
}

/* make everything sliiiightly blurry and foggy */
* {
    text-shadow: 0 0 0.5em rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);
    opacity: 0.98;
}

/* blurry IE */
body {
    filter: progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.blur(pixelradius=1, enabled='true') !important;
}

@-webkit-keyframes fade {
  0% { opacity: 0.98; }
  100% { opacity: 0.49; }
}

/* Oh were you reading that? */
p {
  -webkit-animation: fade 500s;
}

/* bring back <blink>! */
@-webkit-keyframes blink {
    0% { opacity: 1.0; }
    50% { opacity: 1.0; }
    51% { opacity: 0.0; }
    100% { opacity: 0.0; }
}
/* apply <blink> to H1s */
h1 {
     -webkit-animation: blink 1s infinite;
}

/* always show scroll bars */
html {
    overflow: scroll !important;
    height: 100.1% !important;
    width: 100.1% !important;
}

/* confusing/conflicting double vertical scrollbars */
body {
    overflow: scroll !important;
    height: 200% !important;
}

/* never allow selection! */
* {
    user-select: none;
    -webkit-user-select: none;
    -moz-user-select: none;
}

Thank you web devs with more time on your hands/less sleep requirements than I have.

Published on January 3, 2012